If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
ROALD DAHLCandy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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