The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLCandy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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If you are good life is good.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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