You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
ROALD DAHLCandy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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