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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Roald Dahl

The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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English Mathematics Powerful Rule Simplicity Strict Truth
When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Children Deserve Grow Up Parents Remember Spark
Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Care Character Fight Monster
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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Business Face Goodness Inspirational Positive Shine Sun
Obscurity is never a virtue.
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One Liner Virtue Vulger
I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Inspirational Life Original Realize Routune Salary Simplicity Thinking
I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Come Dreams Imagination Inspirational True
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Book Difference Look
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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Believe Fellow Fortunate Myself Positive Time
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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Breakfast Food Humour Pencil
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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Colour Different Drops Rainbow

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

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