The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLDon’t gobblefunk around with words.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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If you are good life is good.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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