Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
ROALD DAHLDon’t gobblefunk around with words.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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If you are good life is good.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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For me, the pleasure of writing comes with inventing stories.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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