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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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