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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

Roald Dahl

A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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Greatmess Incident Life Number
No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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Book Ending Friendship
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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Finding Impossible Problem Talk
A little magic can take you a long way.
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Business Inspirational Magic One Liner Patience Positive
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Food Fruit One Liner Taste
Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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Absolute Appreciation Delight Home Impossible School Young
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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Comparison Deep Imagination Place Pure Reality
There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Start Wonder World
If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Accomplishment Book Children Help Important Reading Success
When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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Book Children Grow Up Joke Old Writing
Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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English Mathematics Powerful Rule Simplicity Strict Truth
I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Facility Speed Suspicious Writing
A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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Absolute Compensation Excep Fools Freedom Master Person Soul Sure

An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

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