Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
ROALD DAHLPain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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And don’t worry about the bits you can’t understand. Sit back and allow the words to wash around you, like music.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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