I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller Of course I would pipe up with my five-year-old voice.
Alan KayAlan Kay Any time a running back reaches the age of 31 or 32, he has to lose a step.
Al MichaelsAl Michaels If we have moved back to a regime of regular financial crises – like the one we had from the 1870s to the 1930s.
Alan M. TaylorAlan M. Taylor When I was growing up, we went to Musikfest every year, and I have vivid memories of the corn on the cob.
Sabrina CarpenterSabrina Carpenter As I travel through my country, people often ask me how it feels to have been imprisoned in my home -first for six years, then for 19 months.
Aung San Suu KyiAung San Suu Kyi When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said – and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded – ‘It’s like hair color. It’s nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It’s not a subject.’ This was a very healthy attitude.
Karl LagerfeldKarl Lagerfeld I wanted to have a career that would last a hundred years if possible.
Mario AndrettiMario Andretti This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
Tina FeyTina Fey In most states you can get a driver’s license when you’re sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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