Woman Quotes

There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

The naked woman’s body is a portion of eternity too great for the eye of man.

I love my husband, but it is nothing like a conversation with a woman that understands you. I grow so much from those conversations.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

For centuries the leaders of Christian thought spoke of women as a necessary evil, and the greatest saints of the Church are those who despise women the most.

One of the best things that ever happened to me is that I’m a woman. That is the way all females should feel.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’