It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic New Orleans is the only city in the world you go in to buy a pair of nylon stockings they want to know your head size.
Billie HolidayBillie Holiday Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don’t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I’m a weirdo.
Leonardo DiCaprioLeonardo DiCaprio Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
Paul McCartneyPaul McCartney I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
Al YankovicAl Yankovic Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.
Justin BieberJustin Bieber Jello’s Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He’s part of the family.
Al JourgensenAl Jourgensen It is important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird creature like a water spider that breathes through its backside.
Hayao MiyazakiHayao Miyazaki I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there’s rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.
Amy WinehouseAmy Winehouse We were dirt poor but we had each other. We didn’t need much to have a lot.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov One quick sip of your memory I let it slip, and I go on without you.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney I am getting better at forgetting you. I am slowly but steadily learning the art of forgetting you.
Juana GarciaJuana Garcia Paper and pen petrify me, for they pierce right through me, drawing deep blue blood, leaving me utterly cold.
Shreya JoshiShreya Joshi
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