Three Quotes

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’

And I’ve been wearing specs since I was three.

I’ve kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I’ve done for TV or movies. I know – I’m weird!

The history of man for the nine months preceding his birth would, probably, be far more interesting and contain events of greater moment than all the three score and ten years that follow it.

If triangles had a god, he would have three sides.

A good way to work on alternate picking is to choose three or four notes, and work on those.

I think prejudice and tradition count for three-quarters in matters of religion.

Do you know how many athletes go broke three years after they stop playing? I want to help them hold on to their money. I mean, I know about budgets.

My first encounter with the ocean was on the Jersey Shore when I was three years old and I got knocked over by a wave.

Emerson,’ I said, choosing my words with care, ‘it is a sheer drop from the cleft down to the base of the cliff. If you are bent on breaking your arm or your leg or your neck or all three, find a place closer to home so we won’t have to carry you such a distance.