Surprise Quotes

Stories are as unique as the people who tell them, and the best stories are in which the ending is a surprise.

I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she’s performing, the audience is just in awe of her.

On reaching the place where the Indians had surprised us, we found the bodies of the three men whom they had killed and scalped, and literally cut into pieces.

I’m always just surprised when someone writes something about me.

Go on then, color me broken whilst I feign my surprise. Let me summon some sorrow for this wreckage inside.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I was in total shock. I work so close [to home] that I figured I’d return to work and the baby nurse would bring the baby to me, and I’d run home periodically, and I’d make it work. But every two hours? That’s a whole other level. I’ll have to make a nursery at the office.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

Memories, even your most precious ones, fade surprisingly quickly. But I don’t go along with that. The memories I value most, I don’t ever see them fading.

In the modern media age, we are rarely surprised by what we see.