Some Quotes

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

So I wanted to play bad guys. But I’ve been doing that now for 13 years so when I was offered the chance to do some comedy, I grabbed it.

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

I think in some ways it’s better to have the people of the world on your side than the governments of the world, even if governments can be more effective in certain directions.

If we should be blessed by some great reward, such as fame or fortune, it’s the fruit of a seed planted by us in the past.

Some of them are not as plugged into the digital world, so they want to go out and buy the CD at Walmart or something.

My father gave me some advice when I was very young – whatever someone tells you in the future, don’t forget Pele is the best.

My dogs are crazy. They’re always getting into some kind of trouble but then again, they’re my most loyal friends.

Nature in one of her beneficent moods has ordained that even death has some antidote to its own terrors.