Some Quotes

Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.

Some accidents there are in life that a little folly is necessary to help us out of.

So obviously I want to be in the limelight in some capacity, or I want to be in entertainment in some capacity.

There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.

When you’re reading some of the great plays, when you do what I call “taking up with a writer,” something happens.

I have a little different perspective on this whole golf thing than maybe some other players.

I’m not trying to create some impression about myself. That doesn’t interest me.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

One of the good things about my having some recognition is that I can do something for the people

If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.