Reality Quotes

I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.

I have an habitual feeling of my real life having past, and that I am leading a posthumous existence.

We live our lives based on who we think we are.

The greatest achievement was at first and for a time a dream. The oak sleeps in the acorn; the bird waits in the egg, and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs. Dreams are the seedlings of realities.

The counterfeit innovator is wildly self-confident. The real one is scared to death.

The real meditation practice is how we live our lives from moment to moment to moment.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you’re first coming up and I think that’s good for you. Eventually, you get to express your real personality.

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

I sing to the realists; people who accept it like it is.

Experience has taught me that you cannot value dreams according to the odds of their coming true. Their real value is in stirring within us the will to aspire.