Real Quotes

Everybody thinks when I say a guy is a good game manager, that’s a negative, but I think it’s a real positive.

There’s two different disks recorded at two different shows. And they’re two very different shows. The San Francisco disk was in front of 450 people and was a real professional show where people did their best stuff. So to some people that’s going to be their favorite disk.

If you win through bad sportsmanship that’s no real victory.

Real painters understand with a brush in their hand.

Personality is a real aphrodisiac, when somebody is charming or funny. I think certain jobs attract certain types of people.

You turn into this desperate dude looking for a shred of attention when you just had so much. It’s like, “I’m just lonely and all I really want is a hug, but I gotta capture that in something real gross.” You start to understand why circus clowns are alcoholics.

The Photo Album is the weakest record. For the first time in our careers, we found ourselves with an economic incentive to be on the road and to be making albums.

If we can’t, as artists, improve on real life, we should put down our pencils and go bake bread.

For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.

I’m going to be real as hell and show you who I am, because I want the kids to see who I really am and the basketball players to see who I really am, and that’s all that matters to me.