Offend Quotes

I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.

I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.

And if we offend gravely enough against what we know to be true, as by failing badly enough to deal affectionately and responsibly with our land and our neighbors, truth will retaliate with ugliness, poverty, and disease.

I’ve been asked whether I have a hobby, and have felt strangely offended that anyone would assume I have the time.

Men ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed, for if you merely offend them they take vengeance, but if you injure them greatly they are unable to retaliate.

Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Men shrink less from offending one who inspires love than one who inspires fear.