This woman goes into a gun shop and says, ‘I want to buy a gun for my husband.’ The clerk says, ‘Did he tell you what kind of gun?’ ‘No,’ she replied. ‘He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
Lou HoltzLou Holtz No other American city is so intensely American as New York.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope No matter what anybody says, we can’t have it all. Not if you are a woman. Not yet.
Ama Ata AidooAma Ata Aidoo No man should put their life in someone else’s hands unless they have covered their own safety from all angles.
Akshay KumarAkshay Kumar I’m from there. You know, when you grow up with these people and see them every day and then you look at the numbers… it was easy; it was a no-brainer. And when Sony took a look, it was a no-brainer to them, too.
Magic JohnsonMagic Johnson There is no way of writing well and also of writing easily.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.
Bram StokerBram Stoker No one knows enough to worry.
Terence McKennaTerence McKenna No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
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