“Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.”

When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.

I give opinions, not advice.

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven’t done anything today.

I’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.

I believe that having a spiritual life is so important in everybody’s life.

God looks after children, animals and idiots.

If he’s got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don’t hire him.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.

I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.

Golf really is the best microcosm of life – or at least the way life should be.

I used to pray that God would make me a great athlete, and He never did.

The Sisters of Notre Dame at St. Aloysius Grade School influenced my life tremendously.

For victory in life, we’ve got to keep focused on the goal, and the goal is Heaven.

Whenever you give up something, you must replace it with something.

Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they’re making to win.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Evolution is a light illuminating all facts, a curve that all lines must follow.

Jonathan is that brilliant little fire that burns within us all, that lives only for those moments when we reach perfection.

Jewelry, to me, is a pain in the derriere, because you have to be watching it all the time.

When I’m stylizing, it’s all about accessories.

There’s a way that you can throw negativity out there that seems rebellious. But I’ve always taken pleasure in a different kind of rebellion, which is putting a positive spin on everything, trying to enjoy myself at all times.

We spend our lives, all of us, waiting for the great day, the great battle, or the deed of power..