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The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as ‘physicists,’ yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

You never know what your next dig is going to find.

Anyone can run 20 miles. It’s the next six that count.

When they do something stupid, they don’t do it again. And when they do something that works a little bit, they do it even better and harder the next time.

You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That’s the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That’s what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there’s always a role for the Everyman.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

You realize that no matter how much you punish yourself, you always seem to wake up the next day.

So it’s a matter of fitting your current practices to fit the event and the individual. See, what’s good for you might not be worth a darn for the next guy.

Many of those who are humiliated are not humble. Some react to humiliation with anger, others with patience, and others with freedom. The first are culpable, the next harmless, the last just.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.