The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
Bob HopeBob Hope The big 3 networks don’t like the fact that there’s a Rush Limbaugh out there, they don’t like the fact that there’s a Fox News, they don’t like the fact that there’s a Matt Drudge. They liked it when it was nice, when it was just the three of them. Well, it ain’t that way anymore.
Bernard GoldbergBernard Goldberg Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
Billy CrystalBilly Crystal If you thought the army was here protecting people like yourself, I’ve some news for you, we’re here to defend wealth.
Billy BraggBilly Bragg I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
Bette MidlerBette Midler Frontline’ does 10 news shows a year, so one a week is quite an undertaking.
Bill KurtisBill Kurtis News is what people want to keep hidden and everything else is publicity.
Bill MoyersBill Moyers We can break news really fast. When an earthquake happens, there are people Twittering about it.
Biz StoneBiz Stone No, we don’t sit around in dark corners and plan strategies on how we’re going to slant the news. We don’t have to. It comes naturally to most reporters.
Bernard GoldbergBernard Goldberg You can’t listen to the news. You have to go with the facts. You need to use a logical approach and have the discipline to apply it. You must be able to control your emotions.
Blair HullBlair Hull We were dirt poor but we had each other. We didn’t need much to have a lot.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov One quick sip of your memory I let it slip, and I go on without you.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney I am getting better at forgetting you. I am slowly but steadily learning the art of forgetting you.
Juana GarciaJuana Garcia Paper and pen petrify me, for they pierce right through me, drawing deep blue blood, leaving me utterly cold.
Shreya JoshiShreya Joshi
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