Month Quotes

You know, now that I come to think of it, the blizzard may be the best thing to happen to the American economy in 12 months.

The storm hit with all the fury of a woman who’d been dieting for six months, only to discover she’d gained four pounds.

Gambling in the mark has been the great indoor sport of the capitalists for months, and consequently food has increased by 25 to 100 per cent.

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’

When you live from freelance check to freelance check, your mind is always on “What’s the next piece I’m going to write, or draw, that’ll pay this month’s rent?” And so going out to play ball with my kids was a low priority.

When you’re the commander in chief, you’re the commander in chief on day one. You don’t get like a six-month grace period.

November is Hip-Hop History Month, where we give celebration to what hip hop has done to bring together people of the world, people of all nationalities, young people, all the political systems and politicians on the planet.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

If I’m working with you for several months on things, if I have a relationship with you, and I decide one day I’m going to sue you,

Even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week.