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The menu is not the meal.
ALAN WATTS

Food Meal Menu One Liner Philosophy
But that’s a side effect of alcohol, isn’t it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.
A. S. KING

Alcohol Menu People Thinking
In the menu, there should be a climax and a culmination. Come to it gently. One will suffice.
ALICE B. TOKLAS

Climax Gentle Menu Oneself Willing
I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants. ” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.
AKHIL

Assure Bottle Cutting Drop Expensive Gorgeous Inches Menu Most Note Pant Sent Seven Touch Unless Wine
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Differences Everything Funny Menu Travel
It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.
BECKY FREEMAN

Believe Menu Restaurant Screen

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