Job Quotes

What I’d like to be above all is a writer.

Moving forward will not be for the faint of heart. But if the next century witnesses failure, let it be because our science is not yet up to the job, not because we don’t have the courage to make less random the sometimes most unfair courses of human evolution.

Though I had never written a memoir, I was confident that given enough time, I could do a serviceable job. Not elegant, but blunt, informative and funnier than most readers would expect.

It’s not your job to get people to like you, it’s your job to like people.

I’ma make sure the family keep a decent meal, no matter what I got to do or who I got to kill.

A director is someone who presides over a series of accidents.

The average millionaire can’t tell you who got thrown off the island last night.

Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.

At some point, I’ll have to go get a real job.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.