Invention Quotes

I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes.

The mere fact of photographic transposition means a total invention: the capture of a secret reality.

Accurst be he that first invented war.

I need to keep reinventing myself.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

Best productivity tool ever invented? Easy…the word “no”.

The most marvellous instrument which men have yet invented, the telescope and the steam engine not excepted.

I have oft-times been besought, by divers gentlemen, to set down on paper what I have beheld through my newly invented microscopia, but I have generally declined.

God made night, But man made darkness.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.