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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she’s worried about me! I’m not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I’ll admit that.

Getting something and having the wits to use it…those are two different things.

Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have.

While there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to behave as though he were sure of it. If at the end your cheerfulness in not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful.

Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.

I feel like everyone who goes to The University of Texas is blessed and lucky to be there because they’re getting a chance to be as good as they can be.

If you look at the democratic process as a game of chess, there have to be many, many moves before you get to checkmate. And simply because you do not make any checkmate in three moves does not mean it’s stalemate.

As far as getting work, no one thought I spoke English. It was absolutely ridiculous. I’d show up at a meeting and they’d be like, ‘Oh my God, you speak English! That’s so cool.’ They didn’t really know what to do with me.