You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
George BurnsGeorge Burns Even if you’re Bill Gates, you’ve got problems. I’m sure he would probably easily give a few billion dollars to get rid of all the problems that he has.
Ben CarsonBen Carson What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
Ozzy OsbourneOzzy Osbourne I ‘m still discovering how to render their forms. I will spend a lifetime doing that. Maybe someday I’ll get it right.
Alan LeeAlan Lee Get knowledge of the spine, for this is the requisite for many diseases
HippocratesHippocrates It’s very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.
Kevin HartKevin Hart When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.
Kevin HartKevin Hart Talent? What is talent but the ability to get away with something?
Tennessee WilliamsTennessee Williams I don’t think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world’s face. That’s all private.
Kevin HartKevin Hart Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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