If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
Ron WhiteRon White Never give up your day job. I do all sorts of things, but at the end of the day, it all boils down to The Today Show,
Al RokerAl Roker Once I got down arithmetic and a little bit of algebra, I think I checked out. As I’ve gotten older, I think there’s a lot more relation to math.
Adam RodriguezAdam Rodriguez As long as it doesn’t veer away from who I am, I’m down with it.
Adrian MarcelAdrian Marcel For me to sit down here, even as a Nobel Laureate and make a prediction about which science I think that will be a mistake.
Ahmed ZewailAhmed Zewail You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic There are some who would like to see the oil rigs removed right down to the ground once their job is done, and there are others, and I count myself among them, who think that once they are in place they begin to be adopted by life in the ocean as a habitat.
Sylvia EarleSylvia Earle And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
Alan BennettAlan Bennett We should be wary, particularly with our closest friends and allies, of breaking down the trust and confidence that lie at the foundation of relationships.
Alan BersinAlan Bersin They have a lateral line down their whole body that senses motion, but maybe it does more than that.
Sylvia EarleSylvia Earle How strange that our hearts heal from the same thing that broke it -love.
Cailin HargreavesCailin Hargreaves The peak of intensity is numbness not emotionless.
Anamika GargAnamika Garg She is everything and nothing at all.
Ava NicoleAva Nicole She built her castle at rock bottom.
Harriet SelinaHarriet Selina Keep growing into yourself.
Sophia JoanSophia Joan They tell you to be grateful for what you have. But you are also allowed to be sad for what you have lost.
Sabina LauraSabina Laura
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