Dirty Quotes

I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

Real leaders aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Your presence is poetic, mysterious and deep. If you don’t mind I’d like to read you; uncover the dirty secrets hidden within your pages and fill that missing space between your sheets.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can’t be dirty.