Day Quotes

Live in the Acts of the Apostles, and every day you will see some miracle worked by the power of the living God.

A humorist tells himself every morning, “I hope it’s going to be a rough day.” When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes.

Often in winter the end of the day is like the final metaphor in a poem celebrating death: there is no way out.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

One of the saddest things is that the only thing that a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can’t eat…nor make love for eight hours…

I will say that if my wildest dreams come true, I will, like, wake up one day, and I will be Carol Dweck, right? Because she is like everything I want to be.

George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition.

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.

I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law.

Music is everywhere – you consume it every day, everywhere you go. The content creator should be compensated. It’s only fair.