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I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?
BILL BURR

Dad Jealous Mom Women
I love music; my dad and brother were very musical, and music just happens to be one of my hobbies that became my vocation.
AL JARDINE

Brother Dad Happen Hobby Love Music Musical One Vocation
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGET

Dad Dark House
I was a momma’s boy. I didn’t get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.
BARRY BONDS

Baseball Boys Dad
My dad always took to his heels when a nappy change was necessary. I am so much looking forward to our child. It is such a wonderfully exciting time right now.
BERNIE ECCLESTONE

Children Dad Forward Looking
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
RON WHITE

Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
I was raised by my mom. My dad was always traveling, but she allowed me and encouraged me to be close to my dad.
BRIAN J. WHITE

Dad Mom Parent Travelling
My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Dad Hard Mum
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
BOB SAGET

Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
My hometown is 30,000 people. It’s remote, but it’s an oil town, so it’s developed. There’s definitely a mill mentality: not a lot of people leave. It’s a lot of long hours, shift work. Even my Dad, who’s a dentist worked hard, because that’s what people do up there.
AARON LINES

Dad Develop Hometown Long Oil People Remote Town
My grandfather is the king, my Dad’s the prince,
ADAM PETTY

Dad Grandfather Guess King Make Prince
It’s like my characters, all my men are Dad and me in a mess; all my female characters are smart and hopeful, like Mom just trying to make the best of things.
BRET EASTON ELLIS

Character Dad Female Mom Smart
Although my Dad was a talented calligrapher and both of my younger brothers were successful, I was the first one in my family to graduate from high school.
BETTY DODSON

Brother Dad School
I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn’t get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.
BERNIE ECCLESTONE

Baby Dad Nappies
I first got into acting when I was about 12. I started doing speech and drama lessons. All my friends were doing it at the time and my dad encouraged it. He encouraged any extracurricular activity.
BELLA HEATHCOTE

Acting Dad Drama
I would like my Dad to be alive so he could see what I am.
RONALDINHO

Alive Dad Myself See
My dad loves to cook. I’m half Thai, and growing up that’s all we ate in my house. My dad was very big on the idea that dinnertime and cooking time was also family time.
BRENDA SONG

Dad Grow Up Ideas
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
BILL HICKS

Country Dad Hate Sometimes
I loved climbing because of the freedom, and having time and space. I remember coming off Everest for the last time, thinking of Dad and wishing that he could have seen what I saw. He would have loved it.
BEAR GRYLLS

Climb Dad Thinking
My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didn’t audition. It was nepotism all the way.
JENNIFER ANISTON

Actors Dad Father
I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.
GLENN BECK

Country Dad Guy People
I went to the Hall of Fame with my dad. I can’t say I really remember too much about it.
ADAM OATES

Dad Fame Hall More Much Really Remember
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
BILL WATTERSON

Dad Letting Mom Wondering
My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
BOB ODENKIRK

Dad Daughter Sarcastic
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we’d have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads.
AHMET ZAPPA

Cheesy Dad Loyalty Memories Miss Monster Movie
I always tell people that my primary job is being a dad and husband. Music is just what pays the bills.
AARON WATSON

Bill Dad Husband Job Jobs Music Pay Primary
My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who’s a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
BENICIO DEL TORO

Cousin Dad Uncles

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