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I’m the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

Glenn Beck

It is really – one of the things in it that I heard yesterday in his testimony that I thought was disturbing was this – what did he call it? – a massive persuasion campaign. That sounded a little bit like Goebbels or Gore-bels.
GLENN BECK

Campaigns Littles Yesterday
To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.
GLENN BECK

Country Madison Needs People
What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.
GLENN BECK

Differences Gun Revolution
I feel like the world of Blade Runner makes more sense than this one.
GLENN BECK

Blade Blades Runner World
Look, I’m Mormon, and most Christians don’t recognize me as a Christian.
GLENN BECK

Christian Looks Most Recognize
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines.
GLENN BECK

Mines Steps Tiptoes Want
Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
GLENN BECK

Fall Lunch Strength
The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
GLENN BECK

History Hottest Years
I don’t agree with the Black Lives Matter organizers. They are stated as anti-capitalists. And it’s much more than just the police to them. It’s about changing society entirely.
GLENN BECK

Black Changing Matter Police
I know the struggles that are ahead in my life and I know the struggles that are ahead in your life. It’s not going to be pretty.
GLENN BECK

Country Knows People Struggle
I say on the air all time, “if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
GLENN BECK

Air Idiot Time
Not a chance. I don’t know what Sarah (Palen)’s doing, (but) I have no desire to be president of the United States, zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable.
GLENN BECK

Desire Thinking Zero
The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.
GLENN BECK

Spine Stills Worst
We can all live under the Constitution and all express ourself in radically different ways and not control each other.
GLENN BECK

Constitution Different Way
People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.
GLENN BECK

Like Me People Trump
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I’ve made lots of money making fun of me.
GLENN BECK

Fun Making Money Rich

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