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He was a father. That’s what a father does.Eases the burdens of those he loves. Saves the ones he loves from painful last images that might endure for a lifetime.
GEORGE SAUNDERS

Dad Day Ease Fathers
But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad!
ALAN BECK

Come Dad Home Magic Night Piece Shatter Word
My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
ADAM FERRARA

Car Dad Guy Money Spend Trust Vehicle Wanted Working
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
AL FRANKEN

Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Dad Especially Love People
The world’s most competitive man, my dad. Wouldn’t let us win at Monopoly… he wouldn’t cut any slack for his children.
GILES COREN

Children Competetive Cut Dad Monopoly Stack World
I was probably a terrible husband, but I pride myself on being a good dad.
DWYANE WADE

Being Dad Good Husband Myself Pride Probably Terrible
So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly ’cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
DAVE ATTELL

Dad Funny Hate Travel
Unless you sit down and talk to your dad and say, ‘Why weren’t you there?’ and he says, ‘I’m going to really tell you the truth,’ then you won’t know.
DWYANE WADE

Dad Day Down Going Know Really Tell Truth Unless
(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental button or something and just show him one of those rolleyes. That would rock) Anyway.
BARRY LYGA

Dad Men Rocks
My dad means a lot to me. He’s the one who put a football in my hands.
ADRIAN PETERSON

Dad Football Hand Lot Mean One
My dad would call me his Cuban princess because I had really dark olive skin because I was always in the sun; but I don’t really go in the sun anymore, so that is why I am so white.
BELLA THORNE

Dad Dark Princess
Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, “Hey… We don’t hit”. He looked at me like, “Here’s your sign, Dad”.
BILL ENGVALL

Dad Looked Son Yesterday
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.
BETH DITTO

Brain Dad Squirrel
Losing dad (Bobby Bonds) was the worst thing in the world.
BARRY BONDS

Dad Losing World
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
BILL HICKS

Dad Funny Motivational
I adore my dad. He’s a 78-year-old man and my inspiration.
SHAKIRA

Adore Dad Eight Inspiration Man Old Seventy Years
I was 41 when I became a dad. I try to be as much fun as my father was, but I’m at home more – and less of a disciplinarian.
GILES COREN

Alone Become Dad Father Home More
I get on fine with my mum and dad, but if they want to see the grandchildren, they come to me.
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON

Come Dad Grandchildren Mum Really Want
My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad.
BEAU BRIDGES

Boyfriend Dad Teacher
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
BILL WATTERSON

Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow… he wasn’t evil or anything, but he was worthless.
P. J. O'ROURKE

Anything Dad Die Fellow Haste Marry Mom Sense Young
My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
BILL HADER

Country Dad Thinking
I got my interest in Lotte Lenya and the Brecht-Weill canon from my parents. And I love classical music – I got that from my parents. I love Cole Porter – that I got from my dad.
MARIANNE FAITHFULL

Classical Dad Music Parent
Dads – and people in general – should keep in mind that we as mothers put enough pressure on ourselves. We don’t need outside pressure put on us.
MILA KUNIS

Dad Mother People Pressure
I was a momma’s boy. I didn’t get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.
BARRY BONDS

Baseball Boys Dad
I love music; my dad and brother were very musical, and music just happens to be one of my hobbies that became my vocation.
AL JARDINE

Brother Dad Happen Hobby Love Music Musical One Vocation

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