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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
Tim AllenTim Allen If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you’ve got a pretty good shot at making a great movie that you can commit yourself to, you can jump off the proverbial cliff with, and have a great time, and the audiences respond to that.
Dwayne JohnsonDwayne Johnson To me Psycho was a big comedy. Had to be.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
Adam SandlerAdam Sandler People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I’m a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
Gary OldmanGary Oldman If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.
Susan SontagSusan Sontag When I tried to play characters that strayed from who I am it ended in disaster. People didn’t expect me in comedies or musicals.
Sylvester StalloneSylvester Stallone The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
Adam SandlerAdam Sandler I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
Betty WhiteBetty White People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
Lucille BallLucille Ball Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry