You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I’ll have another hour of stand-up material where I’ll be able to go on the road and tour again.
Kevin HartKevin Hart There’s no room for sucky dads, and that’s another thing I’m proud of my bandmates for – they’re all really good parents.
Adrian YoungAdrian Young That requires that we listen to one another and get challenged and grow by living with difference within the body of the church.
Alan GreenAlan Green According to these irrefutable principles, death is hence no more than a change of form, an imperceptible passage from one existence into another.
Marquis de SadeMarquis de Sade Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke:
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp Detested sport, That owes its pleasures to another’s pain.
William CowperWilliam Cowper The Brady ‘Campaign Against Illegal Guns’ is yet another crusade whose ultimate goal is to trample the Second Amendment into dust.
Alan GottliebAlan Gottlieb It is not hard to feel like an outsider. I think we have all felt like that at one time or another.
Alan CummingAlan Cumming All l mixed up with them, like trying to, having to, move your arms and legs with strings, only the same strings are hitched to all the other arms and legs and the others all trying and they don’t know why either except that the strings are all in one another’s way.
William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
Kin HubbardKin Hubbard I am the universe, and every possibility belongs to me.
Courtney PeppernellCourtney Peppernell The only thing that changed about you is me.
Elaine HaysElaine Hays He is my heaven and my hell. Serving passion and poison with the same spoon, and i am a sucker for a taste.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney My mistakes tell me I am quite human, but my brief flashes of brilliance tell me I am divine, too.
Rachel WolchinRachel Wolchin She now finds solace in vanilla-scented daydreams, as her soul sings away in a musical symphony of humid breaths and well-favored smiles.
Megan LaoMegan Lao Some things won’t change-some things can’t.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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