Animal Quotes

I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

We should always speak what would please the man of whom we expect a favor, like the hunter who sings sweetly when he desires to shoot a deer.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

My great forte in killing buffaloes was to get them circling by riding my horse at the head of the herd and shooting their leaders. Thus the brutes behind were crowded to the left, so that they were soon going round and round.

You can’t put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

Even if not a single fossil has ever been found, the evidence from surviving animals would still overwhelmingly force the conclusion that Darwin was right.

If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.

If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t either.

Major North and myself went out in advance of the command several miles and killed a number of buffaloes.

A camel is a very awkward animal to ride, and it’s very hard to get used to because they’re not very graceful.