Animal Quotes

Being the rational animal, man must be capable of thinking if he really wants to. Still, it may be that man wants to think, but cannot.

Don’t wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Come, butterfly It’s late- We’ve miles to go together.

Year by year, the monkey’s mask reveals the monkey.

The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision.

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

Nothingness lies coiled in the heart of being – like a worm.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.