Joan Rivers Quotes

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius’ bathroom floor.

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.