Dave Chappelle Quotes

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.

They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.