New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
BARRY HUMPHRIESBarry Humphries Quotes
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
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