Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ABE LEMONS DoctorFinishIdiotLeagueMotivational SportsSchool
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter. ABE LEMONS CoachGuyScheduleShootSummerWinter
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. ABE LEMONS ContractSportsStayWanted
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ABE LEMONS DayGotneverOffRetirementTrouble
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, ‘It wasn’t in the rules.’ ABE LEMONS AirplaneCome BackGameGuyRuleSetSportSteal
I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat? ABE LEMONS BeatDrinkLeadershipNewSportsUnderstand
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship. ABE LEMONS BuryDoctorMineMistakeScholarshipStill
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody. ABE LEMONS BigCountryNobodySportStateWalter
I’d rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. ABE LEMONS CoachElevenFootballGameRatherYear
