Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
QUENTIN CRISPIt’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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To lose is not always failure.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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When asked, ‘Shall I tell my mother I’m gay?’, I reply, ‘Never tell your mother anything.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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