Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
QUENTIN CRISPBelieve in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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Vice is its own reward.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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