If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
QUENTIN CRISPIf you truly love me, kill the bartender.
QUENTIN CRISPFlowers are words even a baby can understand.
QUENTIN CRISPHealth consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
QUENTIN CRISPMy mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
QUENTIN CRISPThe war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
QUENTIN CRISPDevelopment of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
QUENTIN CRISPYou don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
QUENTIN CRISPI never say ‘No’ to anything.
QUENTIN CRISPIt may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
QUENTIN CRISPI went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
QUENTIN CRISPI don’t think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn’t something you’ve done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.
QUENTIN CRISPThe world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
QUENTIN CRISPYou must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
QUENTIN CRISPIf I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
QUENTIN CRISPWhile I have very little to say in favor of sex (it’s vastly overrated, it’s frequently unnecessary, and it’s messy), it is greatly to be preferred to the interminable torments of romantic agony through which two people tear one another limb from limb while professing altruistic devotion.
QUENTIN CRISPThe British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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