I recommend limiting one’s involvement in other people’s lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
QUENTIN CRISPIf Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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