Assoon as I stepped out of my mother’s womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
QUENTIN CRISPThe curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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Vice is its own reward.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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