You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
QUENTIN CRISPIf love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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He knew them only ‘in Braille’ – the curtains were never drawn back in the rooms in Oxford where he met those boys. It was the most sordid life you can imagine. And he was bleating about love and dragging the fair name of Mr. Plato into the trial – after a life like that?
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I recommend limiting one’s involvement in other people’s lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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