You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
PARIS HILTONI’m a really good person. I’m down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I’m just like everybody else.
More Paris Hilton Quotes
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I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.
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Whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.
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I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
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A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.
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One night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.
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The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
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A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
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I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep on lasting.
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I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it’s like search and destroy.
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It will work. I am a marketing genius.
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It’s good to just smile and go on with your day.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.
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Never give up on the things that make you smile.
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I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.
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