You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
PARIS HILTONFirst I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
More Paris Hilton Quotes
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You don’t have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.
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One night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.
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I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.
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I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t. Young girls should know that.
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Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
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Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.
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I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.
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It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.
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A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny. I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.
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Never give up on the things that make you smile.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.
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I’m totally normal. I think it’s obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald’s or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We’re not spoiled.
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Some people change when they think they’re a star or something.
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The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
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