No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry – knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wimples and billowing dresses, a white stag symbolizing something-or-other, and Robin Hood getting in the way. An actual stag hunt is more like a horseback meeting of a county planning commission.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God’s infinite mercy, a last resort.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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