Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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I read good. I was an English major.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
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