The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
P. J. O'ROURKENobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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