No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
P. J. O'ROURKEAmerica has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it.
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Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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