Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
P. J. O'ROURKEFiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.
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I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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